Played golf with Razor Ruddock,British tennis legend Elena Baltacha and that funny one off the Radio. Dave something? Comedy Chappers? Funny Fenners? Can’t remember the name which is unusual for me. But a nice guy. Knows A LOT about cars, but he don’t like Tim Lovejoy which I can understand because Lovers isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, mine excluded.

So we were having a drink after our round (I needed it after my putting!!!!!!!!!!!) and Elena’s gone: “Alright, I’ve got a good one. Would you rather fight a duck that was the size of a lion or three lions that was the size of a duck?”

Tough one, isn’t it? Razor reckoned he’d go for the duck that was the size of a lion and try to overpower it with his physical bulk. To be fair to Razor he could probably pull that off if his back was to the wall. Elena said she would kick one of the duck size lions in the face early doors and then try and get on a table or whatever. The bloke from the radio said what if they could fly though, and that would be a big ask, I grant you.

Razor reckoned you could probably roast them after, or stuff them into a lion and get it on the BBQ. I don’t agree with that, I could never eat a lion, even one that was really a duck. It’s an interesting philosophical debate