Football is back and all is right with the world.

England 2 The Italians 1. Have it.

Does it make up for going out of Euro 2012? No. But I’m sorry, until my boy Ronnie Junior and my little Princess Ginseng are running around our garden in Chigwell shouting “I’m being Steve Redgrave – your that Scottish one with the mannish haircut that got all the silvers but finally got the ultimate prize in what was admittedly a massively emotional day for Team GB and British sport in general” then football is alawyas going to have the last laugh over your sitting down sports such as rowing, sailing, shooting stuff and being a physio. Everyone can realte to football. And it is my mission to make it easier to relate to footballers.

So, with all due respect to our Olympians and their achievements, playtime’s over, kiddies. Daddys home.